Alternative titles

'An Herb Garden' or;

'A Demonstration Project in Wind Erosion' or;

'Probably Applying Mulch Belatedly and in the Form of Newspaper Scraps More Suited to papier-mache Will Not Help' or;

'How 2 Years Making Posters and Stultifying Gabonese Youth with Ramblings about le compost and les varietes de l'erosion and les besoins des plantes and le cycle du sol Failed to Teach Me Anything of Any Practical Value'

etc.