Dear new phone,

I love that you actually ring; I love your shiny purple colour; I plan to never use half of your features but I do appreciate how sleek and multifunctional you are; overall I am a fan of you.

However.  WTF.  Why don't you just delete old text messages automatically?  Why must I do it?  Why must every new text message be accompanied by a hysterical flashing screen shrieking 'Mailbox 90% full'?  Why do I have to deal with the hysterical screen like 6 times before I can read the new text and then maybe get around to deleting everything?

Yours in technology and mild frustration,

Julia