Dear assorted

1. Dear person in my neighbourhood who likes to drive around slowly while listening to music at high volumes,

That move is not particularly classy; it is even less classy when your speakers actually suck. Nice fuzzy bass there, fella!

2. Dear ARCGIS designers,

I am not an idiot or completely computer unsavvy. I assume that your software is not written only to be used by supergeniuses or technology wizards. But I can't perform pretty basic functions, i.e. join a perfectly innocent .csv table to a freaking attribute table or connect to either IMS or WMS servers; so basically my question is WTF?????

3. Dear all the professors who have given me assignments I don't even understand,

I wish students had some say in tenure decisions.

4. Dear organization I was really excited about volunteering with but then nobody got in touch with me,

Well, I can't really wish anything spiteful at you, b/c you're awesome. But my feelings are hurt.

5. Dear New Orleans Weather Gods,

OH MY GOD I GET IT. YOU CAN MAKE IT RAIN. ENOUGH ALREADY.

[Hi, everyone. I will stop whining now, go see Persepolis (yay!), and then go to bed for 10 hours. A better attitude will be in effect tomorrow.]